YouWillHaveAnErectionIn20Minutes

So I got an email today.
The subject line said, "YouWillHaveAnErectionIn20Minutes"
Its been a couple hours and I still don't.

Knutsaaacke's Baaack

Hey.
I know I haven't posted in a few days.
Its kinda like this.
Once there was this little boy who didn't talk. His parents took him to specialists, had tests done, read books, talked to experts, got advice, and still the kid didn't speak. He seemed otherwise normal in every way, its just that he never spoke.
Then one day, when he was about six years old, the family was having dinner. Suddenly the boy looked up and said, "Hey! This soup's too damn cold!"
Sometimes you just don't have anything to say.